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by T. Byrdon

S(l)ay, guys and ghouls, since we last had news slash grues of CELLULOID BLOOD-BATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL ... due on DVD to die for October 9th ... we've Kongpiled a list of some of the better, redder, and deader places at witch tomb purchase same. I mean, why hang a-round trying to buy it on the loco coroner when you can just use the list that gallows?:

Virgil Films

CD Universe

Netflix

DVD Planet

Critic's Choice Video

WOW HD New Zealand

Not bony bat, I SAID only that, we also have mojo handy the complete list of vintage horror movie trailers creature featured in CB: MPFH. Pus, that is, plus we got them all listed “B”-low, eeeek!-quentially and in odor! Howl's that for cutting down on the smeller-drama?

THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE

FRANKENSTEIN’S BLOODY TERROR

BARON BLOOD

THE SLIME PEOPLE

THEY CAME FROM WITHIN

THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE

BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT

THE FLESH EATERS

CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN / CARNIVAL OF BLOOD

BERSERK!

SHE FREAK

THE EXORCIST

MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE

THE WORM EATERS

MONSTERS CRASH THE PAJAMA PARTY

THE ASTRO ZOMBIES

MONSTER A-GO-GO

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE MONSTERS

THE WEREWOLF VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN

HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS

GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE

SUGAR HILL

ALABAMA’S GHOST

SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM

EYEBALL

RABID

THE FIENDISH GHOULS

DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT

MARK OF THE DEVIL PART 2

BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA / WEEKEND MURDERS

THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN

CHAMBER OF HORRORS

THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH

WICKED, WICKED

CASTLE OF EVIL

ASYLUM

THE CRAWLING HAND

PSYCHO FROM TEXAS

DRIVE-IN MASSACRE

RATTLERS

SQUIRM

WILLARD

IT’S ALIVE

THE BABY

INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS

THE DEVIL’S WEDDING NIGHT

ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS

GIRL IN ROOM 2A

CORRUPTION

THE HANGING WOMAN

LET’S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH

PRIVATE PARTS

THE GORE GORE GIRLS

W

SNUFF

TENDER FLESH

THE SEVERED ARM

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST

THE CAT ‘O NINE TAILS

FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET

SUSPIRIA

Eeek!-yowser! Did you ever even scream you'd see a more thrilling and gore chilling list of terror trailers in your life? Or unlife, as it were(wolf.) Why, there's so many monsterous-ly groovy things listed upscare, even Larry Talbot couldn't beat 'em all arf with a long chain, eh?

And if that doesn't prove the Ouspenskaya's the limit, just fur ghouled measure we're throwin' in a sneak eeek! of the DVD itself. Just in case anyone ever thought the ole Temple of Schlock's cheap and CD!

Oh, one gore thing: we've heard humus, uh, tumors, that's rumors that when CB: MPFH is released the Temple of Schlock just may coax a review of it from the Keeper of the Pit, lust heard from as being on vacation down in sunny Boo-mooda with his Mothra-in-law.

So, don't say I never Toho'd ya so!

CELLULOID BLOODBATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL Ghouls Art-y!

Fear Yeee-YEW!, Fear Eeeee-GRUE!

CELLULOID BLOODBATH:

MORE PREVIEWS FROM HELL

Ghouls Art-y!

by Terry Blass

It is again with the gravefest of pleasure that Temple of Schlock creature features a world hexclusive regarding a CELLULOID BLOODBATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL world preem-eerie. Yes, fiends and slay-gores, PREVUES FROM HELL is back ... to hack! ... with a second Virgil Films volume deadheaded this Oc-tomb-brr 9th tomb DVD racks every scare. And we've got the sneak-eek! first look peek at the front cover box art. And trust us, it's rot for the scream-ish!

So, boyls and coils, put on those a-gore-mentioned reek guards like now and get ready to eee-yowl:

Yes, fear fans every scare, dead woodn't you know it? Happy G., no dumb he, made such a big Splatt in the first PREVUES FROM HELL DVD he's back for gore! And why knotty pine? Hap proved so poplar in PFH 1 the producers wooden ever let him leaf, let alone not have him at CELLULOID BLOODBATH's elm. I mean, the great John Zacharle himself can be found Roland around in CB onscream, but it's Hap who's the ghost host who'd make the most posts.

Man o' woman, look at that guest list, chill ya? Linnea Quigley, Michelle Bauer, Caroline Munro, Veronica Carlson, Debra Lamb, Darian Caine, Kyra Schon. Plus April Burrill (slash!) Chainsaw Sally, since you axed. And that's just the (s)laydies!

Guys wise, we have Kevin Clement with first Chilling, Johnny Legend, Professor Ouch, true survivor George Stover, and George Kosana from the scary first and beast NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, sheriff nuff! Plus Conrad Brooks, without whom things just Ed Woodn't feel altogether fright.

And that haunt the half of pits. Better, deader & redder yet, the producers of CB promise not 47 of the beast horror movie trailers/slash/coming eccch!-tractions ever, as hoodone had PREVUES 1, but 60! Yes indead, 5 dozen of 'em, witches for Shirley, Jackson, a Karloffty height to DIE, MONSTER, DIE for. In fact, that's more movie trailers of terror in CELLULOID BLOODBATH than even Dracula could Count!

At least, that is, without driving even him batty!

CELLULOID BLOODBATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL is Hack For Gore!

CELLULOID BLOODBATH:
MORE PREVUES FROM HELL

Is Hack For Gore!

(With A Second Sneak Eeeek-Yew!

Witches Even Wetter, Redder and Deader

Than The First Slime!)

by Terry Blass

Not long aghoul, Temple of Schlock announced the release on Youtube of the first trailer to CELLUOID BLOODBATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL . Yeah, well, that was then, and this is, as it werewolf, howl. Since then, why, even just the number of mind-numbing horror film trailers featured in CB's second to its own self trailer has gone and grue some!

Witch means, dear readers, we are once gored pleased to announce that the second trailer to CELLULOID BLOODBATH is premiering on Youtube right this scary night, I SAID fright!

So, if you haunt caught CB's first trailer yet ... or if it hasn't caught you ... we at ToS bat you velcome as you click below. You von't believe what you Lugosi!

CLICK HERE!

There. Had a SNUFF? No? Ghouled, cuz the trailer to that film's about to get mentioned slayed her. Mean slime, here's a list of ghost, I SAID guest hosts: Joe Zaso, Raine Brown and Happy Goldsplatt. Yeah, they couldn't get Ed Wood so they got dead wood!

Plus there's my favorite monster movie host, ever, John Zacherle, who is also the only horror guy I ever met who knows what they used to treat water troughs with for poultry “blow-out.” Trust me, Zach & I once about cleared a hall of horror veterans who've seen it all on that one, hearing about such got them so chicken. In fact, they kinda looked quite chicken de-beak-ed. So hey, Zach, if you're out scare, may you forever ghoul Roland along.

Sorry I didn't list Furry Couch, but my ed sez I can only go sofa.

Trailers to “B,” as per co-editor/co-writer/co-producer James Murray, Jr., seen include appearances by, among others, Caroline Munro, Johnny Legend, 42nd Street Pete, Debra Lamb, Linnea Quigley and George Kosana, for sheriff enuff!

And here's some of the like 50 trailers' titles to, before CELLUOID BLOODBATH's DVD release October 9th, hexample:

ALABAMA'S GHOST

No, I haint south of the Mason-Dixon lyin'!

RATTLERS

Hey, didn't I see that at the drive-in with my coil-friend?

DRIVE-IN MASACRE

Witch features lotsa popcarnage.

EYEBALL

Shee-eeesh, can these jokes get any cornea?

TENDER FLESH

No doubt from someone's hacks off skin.

CORRUPTION

w/ Peter Cushing as a mod doctor.

GORE-GORE GIRLS

getting as Lewis it gets.

WORM EATERS

And if you think that's crawl...

PSYCHO FROM TEXAS

w/ first-timer Linnea Quigley, who if she'd been in WORM EATERS coulda been squiggly!

DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT

... or you're in for debasement!

SHE FREAK

And that, fear fans, haint anywhere near carnival!

So scare, don't say we didn't warn you. What, you're already planning your '012 Halloween party around the release to DVD of CELLUOID BLOODBATH? Seriously? You say now there's so many vampires coming to your bloodfestivities, you think you need to add to your mansion another wing?

Hey, unlife's a Blasko blast, haunted?

Oh Toho NOOOO, I just realized... you think you got problems? Now that I stink about Pit, since now we've begun planning our Halloween hoodoo-down around CELLULOID BLOODBATH all dead-y ... how the HELL am I gonna Keep away the friggin' Mothra-in-law?

Ghoul fang it anyway, where did I leave the phone number for that guy who came to our gore-iginal PREVUES FROM HELL Halloween party? Yeah, the feller who said he thought she was “pimply Ghidorah-ble!”

PREVUES FROM HELL is Back For Gore!

Fear Ye, Hear Ye!

PREVUES FROM HELL Is Back For Gore!

And It Will Be A CELLULOID BLOODBATH!

Special Spooktacular News & Grues

from Temple of Schlock

by Terry Blass

Fear Ye, Fear Ye! It is with the gravefest of pleasure Temple of Schlock announces the world scream-fear of the advance trailer to MORE PREVUES FROM HELL, the sequel without eeek!-quell to MAD RON'S PREVUES FROM HELL, itself the world's beast ever Kongpilation of monsterous horror movie trailers, ever. Fans of the gore-iginal can catch the first showing of CELLULOID BLOODBATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL's own preview on Youtube this very night, I SAID this scary fright, with gutmunch more tomb follow in the coming wEEEK!s.

"B" there and "B" scared!



Meanwhile, you can read our two-part review of the first PREVUES FROM HELL here and here.