The Flying Maciste Brothers present Destructible Man LIVE on stage! 11/20/2009

The Flying Maciste Brothers, world-renowned experts on cinematic dummy deaths and the guys behind the wonderful Destructible Man blog, will be appearing live at 92Y Tribeca in New York at 8 p.m. on November 20th to present "A Night of 1,000 Dummy Deaths!" We'll be there to scream "Freebird!" from the back row, and hopefully a few of our New York-based readers will be able to make it as well.

Instant blog post promotion!

Nothing written? No time to scan comic panels? Sick of linking to Mego toy commercials and Dave Clark Five Shindig appearances on YouTube? Bloggers the world over, we here at Temple of Schlock feel your pain. Luckily, our friends the Flying Maciste Brothers over at Destructible Man have designed this kickass double feature ad mat that you can use as a quick, cheap, no-brainer post. Here's what you do, my beautiful bloggin' brothas:

1. Simply right-click on the image and "save image" to your compy's hard-drive

2. Upload the copied image into a "new entry" on your very own blog or website

3. Write something glowing and gushing about how much you love both Temple of Schlock and Destructible Man and urge your readers to rush over to BOTH of these sites, subscribe as followers, and leave lotsa lotsa comments.

Of course, you have to use your own words. We're having a hard enough time coming up with our own posts these days, so don't expect us to write yours as well!

There's no deadline, so take all the time you need to make our asses shine!