Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Hack For More CELLULOID BLOODBATH: PREVUES FROM HELL Pre-Order Gore Stores!


We're Hack With More
CELLULOID BLOODBATH:
PREVUES FROM HELL
Gore Stores!

Via Eeek!-Mail, Of Curse!

by T. Byrdon

S(l)ay, guys and ghouls, since we last had news slash grues of CELLULOID BLOOD-BATH: MORE PREVUES FROM HELL ... due on DVD to die for October 9th ... we've Kongpiled a list of some of the better, redder, and deader places at witch tomb purchase same. I mean, why hang a-round trying to buy it on the loco coroner when you can just use the list that gallows?:







Not bony bat, I SAID only that, we also have mojo handy the complete list of vintage horror movie trailers creature featured in CB: MPFH. Pus, that is, plus we got them all listed “B”-low, eeeek!-quentially and in odor! Howl's that for cutting down on the smeller-drama?

THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE
FRANKENSTEIN’S BLOODY TERROR
BARON BLOOD
THE SLIME PEOPLE
THEY CAME FROM WITHIN
THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE
BEAST OF THE YELLOW NIGHT
THE FLESH EATERS
CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN / CARNIVAL OF BLOOD
BERSERK!
SHE FREAK
THE EXORCIST
MEATCLEAVER MASSACRE
THE WORM EATERS
MONSTERS CRASH THE PAJAMA PARTY
THE ASTRO ZOMBIES
MONSTER A-GO-GO
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD AND THE MONSTERS
THE WEREWOLF VS. THE VAMPIRE WOMAN
HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS
GRAVE OF THE VAMPIRE
SUGAR HILL
ALABAMA’S GHOST
SCREAM, BLACULA, SCREAM
EYEBALL
RABID
THE FIENDISH GHOULS
DON’T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT
MARK OF THE DEVIL PART 2
BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA / WEEKEND MURDERS
THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN
CHAMBER OF HORRORS
THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH
WICKED, WICKED
CASTLE OF EVIL
ASYLUM
THE CRAWLING HAND
PSYCHO FROM TEXAS
DRIVE-IN MASSACRE
RATTLERS
SQUIRM
WILLARD
IT’S ALIVE
THE BABY
INVASION OF THE BEE GIRLS
THE DEVIL’S WEDDING NIGHT
ILSA, HAREM KEEPER OF THE OIL SHEIKS
GIRL IN ROOM 2A
CORRUPTION
THE HANGING WOMAN
LET’S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH
PRIVATE PARTS
THE GORE GORE GIRLS
W
SNUFF
TENDER FLESH
THE SEVERED ARM
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
THE CAT ‘O NINE TAILS
FOUR FLIES ON GREY VELVET
SUSPIRIA

Eeek!-yowser! Did you ever even scream you'd see a more thrilling and gore chilling list of terror trailers in your life? Or unlife, as it were(wolf.) Why, there's so many monsterous-ly groovy things listed upscare, even Larry Talbot couldn't beat 'em all arf with a long chain, eh?

And if that doesn't prove the Ouspenskaya's the limit, just fur ghouled measure we're throwin' in a sneak eeek! of the DVD itself. Just in case anyone ever thought the ole Temple of Schlock's cheap and CD!

Oh, one gore thing: we've heard humus, uh, tumors, that's rumors that when CB: MPFH is released the Temple of Schlock just may coax a review of it from the Keeper of the Pit, lust heard from as being on vacation down in sunny Boo-mooda with his Mothra-in-law.

So, don't say I never Toho'd ya so!

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