The U.S. Postal Service is in such bad shape financially that they're selling vanity stamps now. That's right, if you pay enough money you can skip the whole "do something substantial, become well-known and then die" process and put your face on a stamp. Or the face of someone else who's even less deserving. We wanted to get ones made up of Beyonce Knowles so we could say we had licked that luscious backside, but unfortunately they're self-adhesive.
I'll be tweeting from #monster-rama on Saturday night if anyone wants to tune in. @benbutina
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ReplyDeleteThe U.S. Postal Service is in such bad shape financially that they're selling vanity stamps now. That's right, if you pay enough money you can skip the whole "do something substantial, become well-known and then die" process and put your face on a stamp. Or the face of someone else who's even less deserving. We wanted to get ones made up of Beyonce Knowles so we could say we had licked that luscious backside, but unfortunately they're self-adhesive.
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