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Saturday, December 26, 2009

The return of Kris Gilpin's Movie Crossword Puzzles



Veteran fanzine writer Kris Gilpin's "Movie Crossword Puzzle" never really caught on as a weekly feature here at the Temple, mostly because of the clumsy printout presentation we chose for them, but we're very happy to report that they've become a big hit over at the Best Crosswords website. Way to go, Kris! A new puzzle just went up today, and you'll be able to find that one and 14 others waiting for you here. Good luck, movie fans!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Breakfast with Tiffany: An Interview with Tiffany Bolling (1991)



Interview by Kris Gilpin
Originally published in Wet Paint #31 (May/June/July 1991)

In 1969, the gorgeous and sexy young actress Tiffany Bolling starred in THE NEW PEOPLE, a post-apocalyptic TV show about a group of teens on an island, one of only two American series to ever have a 45-minute time slot. After gaining a fan following, she appeared in several films and commercials, and was then asked to pose for Playboy; they promised her 25 grand, then paid her only 10. After that she was instantly typecast as the brainless sex object, which resulted in her making BONNIE’S KIDS, THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS, and THE CANDY SNATCHERS, three B-movies which were the only work she was offered. She also became involved in the casual drug use which was a part of the Hollywood fast lane (then and now). After starring with William Shatner in KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, her life and career changed for the better; she hosted the original SPOTLIGHT celebrity interview show on L.A.’s late, lamented Z Channel, the neatest cable channel to ever hit the airwaves.

Raised in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, Tiffany Bolling is also an absolute sweetheart, one of the nicest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of speaking with. A lovely and intelligent woman (she’s acted in and directed many plays, and she sings and plays piano as well), she’s not at all bitter about her career or being shoved in the industry’s “sex kitten” label in the past, and she is very excited and looking forward to pursuing more acting avenues in the future. Many thanks to Tiffany for doing this interview, and for being so frank and friendly and totally devoid of any Hollywood bullshit during our time together.

KRIS GILPIN: The last thing I saw you in was LOVE SCENES, five years ago. What have you been doing since?

TIFFANY BOLLING: Well, I guested on some TV; I did HIGH MOUNTAIN RANGERS, with Robert Conrad, who directed it also, which was a lot of fun. And then I’m going to be guesting on this new show, it’s a new sitcom called WAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL, and I play Mrs. Beamer, the electronic, perfect ‘50s mom.

KG: Was it fun playing ‘electronic?’ How’d you do it?

BOLLING: Well, I haven’t done it yet, I’m going to do it, and it should be out sometime in the fall.

KG: I can’t think of a whole of comedy that you’ve done. Do you like doing comedy?

BOLLING: I absolutely adore it.

KG: Didn’t you do a horror film for your husband?

BOLLING: Yeah. Richard Casares is the senior vice president of Intercontinental Releasing Corporation, IRC, that did this film called OPEN HOUSE. I’ve spent twenty years working as a good thespian-type person and doing Shakespeare so I could hang from the rafters, y’know, with my eyes bugged out, looking somewhat gruesome. I don’t really consider that much of a claim to fame but I did it, mainly because my husband said, ‘We gotta reshoot some of these scenes, they’re awful, and we need to redo this movie, so will you be in this movie?’ And I said, ‘Well, can I say no?’


KG: So you played a dead body, basically?

BOLLING: Well, I played this real estate agent who comes to show the house to some wonderful people and there’s an insane man who’s escaped from somewhere who’s living in this house that’s up for sale, it’s empty. And of course he kills me and he hangs me up by the rafters, or something.

KG: You’ve done several sex scenes in the past. Is that something you have to psych yourself up for?

BOLLING: No, you just do it. Did you see WHEN HARRY MET SALLY? Remember that funny scene in the movie when she does this fabulous fake climax sitting [in the restaurant] – well, that’s kind of what you do.

KG: So it didn’t bug you too much?

BOLLING: Well, the nudity bugged me, like in LOVE SCENES, and I would never do a film like that again. I did it mainly because my very dear friend Bud Townsend directed it, and I’ve done a lot of commercials with him. He said he wanted me to do it, and I said okay, I would. But the bottom line to it was that there was a lot of nudity in it, and a lot of simulated sex scenes.

KG: Is that awful for you? Do you call for closed sets or anything?


BOLLING: Well, sure, I don’t want people coming in and getting a joyride off of me trying to get my work done, but I insist on closed sets, and some of the scenes in LOVE SCENES were very hard for me to do. At one point I even flipped out – I mean, I didn’t really flip out, I insisted that they change some of the dialogue and rework it so that, somehow, the character of Val, who I played, was somehow redeemed. She’d start out to do this particular incident and then she’d say, this is ridiculous, I don’t want to make it with this guy and this woman, I don’t want to do this, and it was literally in the movie, so just before the act she’d say, wait a minute, this is stupid, this is not who I am. So it worked out very well that way, and actually the picture was well-received. It was a hard-R picture.

KG: So if it wasn’t real cheap or sleazy, would you still consider doing nudity for a film, or are you just tired of it?

BOLLING: No, I don’t think there would be a way for me to do that, unless there was some way that it would never be considered sexual exploitation, or sensual. Because my belief system is totally changed, since 1987, or ‘84, or whenever that movie was done.

KG: Early on, you did a Playboy spread.

BOLLING: Oh, it was the worst experience of my life. First of all, I had no idea – I was just a punk kid, eighteen or nineteen – they said I was twenty-five. It was a terrible experience. I didn’t get paid a penny, they told me it would be great for my career, and I didn’t know the difference, this was a party for me. I mean, I got lucky. I got lucky with one picture with Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, and he helped me greatly, bless his heart, when I came out to be under contract to 20th Century Fox, from Florida, because of this dumb little role I’d had in one of his movies. And it typecast me as a sex symbol, and it really cut down the value of the roles that I really felt I was eligible for, and then I fell into the category of pretty blonde, sex kitten who has no brains or whatever, you know what I’m saying? It hurt me a lot, and then I got very angry about it and then I started doing B-movies because nobody was hiring me for anything that was worthy or decent, so I was doing these B-movies, y’know, I did three of them, THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS, and all these movies…

KG: How do you like the moniker ‘Queen of the B’s?’ I guess you’ve been called that.

BOLLING: Queen of the B’s, yes, that’s a big claim to fame.

KG: How does it make you feel?


BOLLING: How does it make me feel? Well, now it’s a joke, y’know? But it was very frustrating because I – I mean, I can’t say it wasn’t my fault, because I was the one that was responsible for this vehicle I’m in, you know what I mean? In the long run it’s me who makes the decisions, but I had a lot of push from a lot of sources that were just sort of exploiting me. And I didn’t know the difference. So I just went along with what everybody said to do, and there was no sense of morality and no sense of future career moves, it was just, do whatever’s happening now and so I hurt myself very badly, career-wise, and in the long run, financially.

KG: You were a kid just starting out, and along came THE NEW PEOPLE.

BOLLING: That’s exactly what it was, it was THE NEW PEOPLE. I was just on fire. Unfortunately, I wasn’t on fire for the Lord, I was on fire for having a lot of fun and not knowing what anything was about. I was seventeen years old and the lead in a series, all of a sudden I’m a big star, and I loved acting, I loved singing and music, and I was too young and too cocky, that was the problem. I was too young and I was very scared, so instead of going to someone and saying ‘Help,’ I got real cocky, like I was really hip, and I didn’t need any help, so this fended off a lot of potential good managers and people like that. So I just, like, spun out. You get involved with the drugs and the whole thing, and you spin out. [I] didn’t realize that it was show business and that it wasn’t going to last forever. I thought, this is a party, whoa!

KG: I didn’t know that. So you got involved with drugs for a while?

BOLLING: Yeah. I mean, not to the point where I ever thought I had a problem with it, but I think that my inability to work in quality films made me very angry so I would take it out on myself or “Well, let’s have a line or coke or let’s have a beer, or let’s have something.” So I went through that phase for a while. Yeah, sure, I think almost everybody does in the business.

KG: Were you a Christian back then?

BOLLING: No. I always had a yearning to philosophize theorally, you know. I think my grandmother gave me a lot of input when I was a little tiny kid, but consciously I didn’t understand it [until] I grew up. It was like when I was maybe two, you know what I mean?

KG: But you are now?

BOLLING: Oh, yeah.

KG: When did that happen?

BOLLING: Well, I would not be alive today had that not happened for me.

KG: That was after LOVE SCENES then?

BOLLING: No, actually it was before then, but I fell off the wagon, so to speak, because I was really broke, and they offered me 25 grand, so I said yes, I’ll do it, and I rationaled all these reasons why do this film. Well, it turns out well in the end, and their marriage works out, etc. But I felt bad about doing LOVE SCENES. I mean even though it was all simulated, and it was a union shoot, there was never any real sexual – it was work, and we just did simulation and that kind of stuff.

KG: What was it like working with Richard Benjamin on MARRIAGE OF A YOUNG STOCKBROKER?


BOLLING: Oh, he’s a sweetheart, he’s just a sweetheart. Once again, that like pigeonholed me, the pretty blonde with no bra on and the blonde tan body, and I invented that wet look – it was me that first had that wet t-shirt look, that wet see-through look; nobody had done it yet, so… He was great, it was absolutely great. He’s funny too, and his wife is great, Paula Prentiss. She’s the one, I remember we had a cast party, she and I were laughing, just belly-laughing in the ladies room. We spent most of the evening in the ladies room, sitting on the floor, just talking and joking.

KG: What about James Coco in THE WILD PARTY?


BOLLING: Interesting. James Coco was a prince, and I’ll always remember his sweetness and his kindness and his professionalism, and he’s a good actor. Raquel Welch – we did out best to work it out. I know she has situations that I didn’t understand at the time, and we didn’t get along too well. There was one scene in particular where I’m supposed to be somewhat tipsy in the movie, and I have this clear water that’s supposed to be vodka or some drink, and I come up to her and I say ‘Hi!’ or something, and so she said to me, please be careful about spilling anything on this dress, it’s a five thousand dollar dress, and I said, please, we don’t want to do that, y’know, I hope it doesn’t happen, but we’re supposed to do our scene, and if it did happen, hopefully she could use it and make it work for it, and I didn’t mean to do it, and it did happen and she stopped the scene and she said, ‘I told you not to do this! So you’d better just go rehearse it!’ and I said, ‘Well, now that we’ve rehearsed it, let’s go shoot it.’ She walked off the set and I didn’t know what to do. It was kind of a mess. But, you know, those things happen.

KG: You worked with William Shatner on KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS.


BOLLING: Well, first of all, where we shot was a dream come true, in Sedonia, Arizona, it’s like four seasons come through every day, you get your snow at night and then it warms up to about 70° in the daytime and you can go lie by the pool. So, it was a wonderful place to be able to shoot a film and I felt so bad for those poor spiders, because they were all so innocent, bless their hearts. And Bill Shatner…he’s a horny guy, like most men. [Laughs]


KG: So he chased you around?

BOLLING: No. Well, just little [things], so that was fine. His wife, Marcie, was in the film, too, you know.

KG: So he kind of flirted with you?

BOLLING: Well, sure, but I thought that was great, because it helped us work together, because I’m supposed to be this very tongue-in-cheek “Ms.” type of person, and so he used that a lot.


KG: THE CANDY SNATCHERS was so sleazy, I loved it.

BOLLING: Oh, that was the worst film in the history of the world. It was so bad… Well, once again, being subjectively involved – that was a time during my career when I was doing cocaine, and I didn’t really know what I was doing, and I was very angry about the way that my career had gone in the industry, the way things had taken and what I’d been faced with, and the opportunities that I had and had not been given. And wanting to work as an actor, just saying, hey, I want to work; I don’t want to do this stuff, but I need to pay my rent. Of course, I didn’t know the Lord then either. [THE CANDY SNATCHERS] was based on a true story about this person who is buried alive and I don’t know why I did it, [but] I did it, and the hardest thing for me, as I look back on it, was, I had done a television series, as you know, THE NEW PEOPLE, and so I had a lot of young people who really respected me, and really revered me as something of a hero, and then I came out with this stupid CANDY SNATCHERS movie, and they premiered it in Florida, so all these young people came to see this movie, and I didn’t know what was going on, and it was a horrendous experience. So, what can I tell you?

KG: Was making the movie itself equally horrendous?

BOLLING: Well, sure, it was such a low budget thing and so really, in a way, not knowing God and not having anybody to say, hey man, you don’t need to get stoned to get through life. I’d snort up before I’d go to work because it was so…weird.


KG: Do you feel any better about THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS?

BOLLING: No. No, I don’t. I think THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS, from what I remember, had a lot to do with me being able to release how I really felt in my personal life on film. [There’s] one scene where she gets to kill this guy, and I accept consciously, at the end of the scene – I don’t know if you remember at the end of the movie, Topanga had just had a fire, and we went up there to shoot the last scene of the movie, where she actually gets the knife and stabs the stalker that’s trying to kill her because she’s a centerfold, y’know, and he’s going to kill her. And so I remember this one scene at the very end where I had the knife and just before I stab him to death, I just blurted out this – this bellow, this primal scream. It was just…golly, this life is shitty right now. Who am I? I’m 23 years old, and I don’t understand what it is… I remember that was like a primal scream for me. It was a horrendous time.

KG: When I watch these films, I could never tell that you were going through all this pain.

BOLLING: No, well, that’s right. You’re not supposed to. [Laughs] Listen, don’t freak out -- it’s okay. Maybe you shouldn’t print this stuff.

KG: It’ll be a great read. What about BONNIE’S KIDS?


BOLLING: BONNIE AND CLYDE had just recently come out, and so BONNIE’S KIDS got the title because these two young women, older sister/younger sister, younger sister played by Robin Mattson, I think, she played the younger sister, and yeah, it was kind of a western hick town supposedly, and was a story of them just trying to get out of a situation where they go the big city and make their life work, and find Uncle Harry, whose in the fashion business. And so my character thought she could become a model, and did all the stuff that you’ve got to do to become a model …

KG: Was that shoot any more pleasant for you?

BOLLING: No, they were all awful. They were all pretty awful, and it was not helpful in spiritual growth. Although you know, I think that God works in very amazing ways. I think I had to go through all that stuff so that someday I can be somewhat of an example of hope in people’s lives. That yes, there is a lighter side to life.


KG: William Shatner is supposed to direct KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS II. Has he contacted you about being in that?

BOLLING: That’s a real frustrating thing right now. No, they haven’t. I’ve called the producer and said, what’s going on, I’ve heard about this, everybody’s telling me that they’re doing Part 2, and nobody’s called me about it. I feel I’m very intricate in the film. And nobody’s called me about it. So I don’t know what’s going on. Igo Kantor, the producer, said if the storyline works out that you’re going to be in the film, great, but if it doesn’t, there’s really not much we can do, and I went yeah, right, and he went ‘bye.’ So I don’t know what’s going to happen. It may turn around that I am in the film, and it may turn around that I’m not in the film, and if I’m not in the film, that’s life in the big city.

KG: So, even though you’re kind of upset about it, you’d do the film if they asked?

BOLLING: Depends on the content of the film. Depends on what my part would be and what the outcome of the film is and who I would play. You know, I can’t just work to work, because it totally almost killed me once. I have to be selective.

(Above: Shortly before she co-starred in KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, Bolling guest starred as the evil Spider Woman on Electra Woman and Dyna Girl)

KG:
What happened to make you become Christian?

BOLLING: Well, I almost died! No, it was over a period of time. In fact, it happened on KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS – the makeup lady, I forget her name now, but she was a sweetheart, she had talked to me about the Lord, and she said, ‘Yeah, the Vineyard – I go to a fellowship and they’re really hip and it’s not like church, y’know, it’s like these people are in show business, a lot of them, and it’s called the Vineyard Christian Fellowship. Why don’t you come? You’ll love the music.’ She knew I loved music so much. So I did, and I went. Whoa! And I started getting saved. It was over a slow period of time. It wasn’t like, instant, with violins. It was a slow process.


KG: You did a very strange, unique movie, which is not on your resume, called WICKED, WICKED.

BOLLING: Oh! I took that off because no one ever saw it.

KG: It was the world’s first and only totally split-screen mystery.

BOLLING: Yeah. They can’t do anything with it, they can’t put it on home video, because you can’t see it on TV, the screen is so small, so it just totally was a bust. [The producers] had seen WOODSTOCK and they thought, what a great idea, we can do an active and passive screen, and you can see what somebody’s thinking in a room and have the killer coming up to kill her, you know? Hey, it was money, and I just thought, well, okay, and I’d just done a silly show with Patrick Duffy called MAN FROM ATLANTIS, boy, I walked around in this wetsuit, supposed to be an extraterrestrial, and I’m walking around looking like a penguin in this wetsuit and I’m thinking, well, it can’t get much worse than this, then, yeah, let’s do this movie. So it really got to be a joke.


KG: Was it difficult? Was it like filming two movies at the same time?

BOLLING: Well, no, it wasn’t. I just had to be one character all the time. It wasn’t like a split character, I wasn’t a schizophrenic. First of all, it was done very poorly. It was done very cheap, they didn’t have a whole lot of hip ideas, it was pretty well straight across. But I loved singing in the movie. One of the opportunities I really love is being able to sing in film. I was able to sing in that movie, I played the role of a singer! And then I was also able to sing in THE WILD PARTY. I played the role of a singer in that. So I’m thankful that I was able to sing.


KG: So Sinatra’s a nice guy?

BOLLING: Sinatra, yeah, yeah. He’s a king. I mean I think he’s a great guy. I got involved with him, and ended up leaving the relationship… I fell in love with an out-of-work actor, so I left this possible potential huge career with this fabulous human being for this out-of-work actor. But you know, when you’re eighteen years old, you don’t know what’s going on. You just want to go for compulsivity, so to speak.

KG: So you got together during the filming of TONY ROME?

BOLLING: Yeah.

KG: I didn’t know that.

BOLLING: Not too many people do. I probably shouldn’t say it, but I think we’re all old enough now. But yeah, we were very involved. He bought me all kinds of beautiful things, and I kind of just didn’t treat him very nicely. It was very stupid.

KG: I loved the Z Channel.

BOLLING: I started that show called SPOTLIGHT. It was a talk show that I started with Daniel Polier, Jr. who is very bright and has never been successful. He’s a writer and his dad is in the business. He’s a young guy and he’s always been struggling, and he’s got a lot of ideas and stuff. Anyway, he came up with this idea and asked me to do it and I said sure let’s do it, let’s host a show, and there was no money involved, but we thought it was great, it was great fun, and I met some great people, I met Burgess Meredith, and I met Robert Wise, and I met some really fabulous people. It was a talk show. You know the show with Charles Champlin? Well, I started that original show, that was my show, and then I left that show, and then Charles Champlin started doing it.

KG: That must’ve been fun.

BOLLING: It was fun, it was great. It finally gave me the opportunity to be somewhat of an intelligent person, you know what I mean?

KG: Who do you remember as your favorite interviews, and why?

BOLLING: My favorite interview was with Jerry Paris. I don’t even remember what we talked about, I just remember that I laughed and laughed through the whole show. Jerry Paris, I think he produced HAPPY DAYS or something, didn’t he?


KG: Yeah, he’s dead now. He was an actor, and then he directed HAPPY DAYS and POLICE ACADEMY movies. You have a five-year-old daughter?

BOLLING: Yes, her name is Sean Christine Casares. She’s gorgeous, she’s got these crystal blue eyes and this thick dark brown hair, because her dad has blue eyes and black hair…well, salt and pepper [Laughs]. She can sing, she knows all the songs from THE LITTLE MERMAID and all that stuff.

KG: Does it bother you that she wants to become an actress?

BOLLING: Well, I don’t know that she really does. She’s only five, and even though she’s gifted, she’s very beautiful, and she has great moves, she moves well, she’s a dancer and a singer. She’s really got all the right stuff. And if she wants to do it, I’m going to be like the sword of fire, making sure she’s covered. I mean, I’m going to be like Brooke Shields’ mom. Everybody will hate me but my daughter will be protected.

KG: Any other projects coming up?

BOLLING: Well, I don’t know right now. Stuff comes up all the time. There’s a lot of stuff in the fire, but I can’t say because I haven’t gotten word yet. The only thing that I know for sure that I’m doing is that show WAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL, that new syndicated show.

KG: Where would Tiffany Bolling like to take her career from here?

BOLLING: I want to do quality film, film that has some kind of social thought, not just exploitation stuff. I think THE SUSAN RICHARDS STORY is fabulous -- it’s a great story. It’s a very dramatic, very intense film. And I think also, I’d like to write stories for young adults. I don’t know what that would lead to, maybe screenplays, I don’t know. But whatever it does, it’s got to be with God in my life first. God comes first, family second, career third. Because Richard is my third marriage and I was going nowhere, you know, and I finally got it straight, and all of a sudden my life is working again.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Kris' Movie Crossword #6



by Kris Gilpin


ANSWERS TO PUZZLE #5

ACROSS:
1) He shot for Peckinpah, drove for Carpenter: BORGNINE
7) Neil Young says a man needs one of these: MAID
10) He & his horse were both drunk in a classic shot: LEE (Marvin)
11) Native American peeps: OTO
12) It was Sailor & Lula in London: WILDATHEART
15) Have: OWN
16) Roman poet, probably drank & whored like Bukowski (?!): OVID
17) Idiot trier: (Judge) ITO
18) Fred Pohl novel, ___ Plus: MAN
19) Brilliant leader of 20 Down group: PETERGABRIEL
22) Sometimes a hair gets on it: LENS
23) Shit Flick starring Josh B.'s dad: CAR
25) Warren drove around with this guy's nob in a mung-dripping, disgusting, fly-infested bag: ALFREDOGARCIA
30) Quarter: SEM(ester)
32) Laff fest featuring on-screen cameramen who look like cheesy S.W. stormtroopers: REALLIFE
33) School paper: REPORT
37) Every woman was one: MISS
38) Utilize: USE
40) The title character blows one guy up via dynamite as the latter is masturbating (ha!): THEMADBOMBER
45) Poland: POL
46) Not MST: EST
47) Hit book, bomb Kevin S. film: SHIPPINGNEWS

DOWN:
2) Hardy or Platt: OLIVER
3) Ignited again: RELIT
4) Watanabe: GEDDE
5) Not an Exterior in a script: INT.
6) Song & film: ___ of Destruction: EVE
7) Carried needles because he thought he was a vampire: MARTIN
8) Beautiful Rose's generation: DOOM
9) Starred as 40 Across: (Chuck) CONNERS
11.5 (?!): Big iron bird!: TWA
12) What did you call me?!: WOP
13) Woofer: ____dale: AIRE
14) They can be webbed, but rarely: TOES
20) Their masterpiece involved selling England...: GENESIS
21) English trouser: BLOOMER
24) Take place: OCCUR
26) A period in London: FULLSTOP
27) (Say what, bro?!): (I'm) DEF
28) Women love it, men want it off: A/TOP
29) Results from big subterranean worms: TREMORS
31) Crimson King's Fripp: ROBERT
34) Electronic Evidence Discovery: EED
35) It's $100, __.: OBO
36) London underground: TUBE
39) Socioeconomic status: SES
41) ___-dermal: EPI
42) Ya, ___!: MON
43) Not Trig: ALG
44) Aloha: BYE


Friday, May 29, 2009

Kris' Movie Crossword #5


by Kris Gilpin


ANSWERS TO PUZZLE #4

ACROSS:
1) Pretty Peggy, or tea: LIPTON
4) Once they freakily rained down on film: FROGS
7) Aldo Ray shit flick about a stupid swamp creature: BOG
8) Ed & Gretch & 52 Bicycles: ROUNDERS
9) Row yer boat: OAR
11) David B.'s musical brothers: BEWLAY
12) Ron H. as a young'un: OPIE
14) Rockin' dirigible: LED (Zeppelin)
16) Son of monkey: APEBOY
17) (Almost got ass): AS
19) "__-Nuff!": SHO
21) She told Coop from death, "I will see you again in 25 years": LAURAPALMER
24) Typically good Gabriel CD: SO
25) Relayer(s) of great, sometimes fragile progc -- and Howe!: YES
27) 7 Down's tattooed man was this: ILLUSTRATED
29) Moi: ME
31) Do midgets suck this?: HELIUM
32) Jenny & Meg: TILLYS
33) Filmmaker's right-hand man/woman: AD
34) Roberts & some school exams: ORALS
35) Badass Frank Doubleday in "New York:" ROMERO
36) Group of thespians: SAG

DOWN:
1) Lauren & a key: LARGO
2) Debbie R.'s trap: TENDER
3) Kitty Winn got wasted in this square: NEEDLE
4) A foreign exchange student: FES
5) Oh, ____ __!: GROWUP
6) The Frenchie Tognazzi: UGO
7) Wrote classic film about a big fish: BRADBURY
10) Lettieri or Molinaro: AL
13) Gross yellow ooze: PUS
15) Women have these balls: EYE
16) Crappy internet: AOL
17) Kevin S. shot a white one: ALLIGATOR
18) He finally said, as an old man, "I don't even bother making love to small-breasted women now. It's a waste of my time": RUSSMEYER
19) Cool blood patterns: SPLATTERS
20) Larger tee-hee: HA
22) Routine: ROTE
23) Created golden turkeys: MEDVEDS
26) '50's rubber: SCUMBAG
28) A mystery man: LUDLUM
30) York & Sargeant (& Bush, too!): DICKS
31) S.K.'s ___-9000 computer: HAL


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Kris' Movie Crossword #9



by Kris Gilpin



ANSWERS TO PUZZLE #8

ACROSS:
1) Film: Very realistic robots, but "they haven't perfected the hands yet.": WESTWORLD
6) Hot Amanda: PEET
9) Suffix, means "full of": -OSE
11) Bloody Sam's swan song: OSTERMAN (Weekend)
13) He once did some very bad things: (Peter) BERG
15) This home-hostage hold-up was hilarious!: (The) REF
17) He told this harrowing story from the end to the beginning: NOE (Irreversible)
18) Greasey nerd: EDDIEDEEZEN
21) God's Little ____: ACRE
22) Temporal lobe epilepsy: TLE
23) Pre-email: SNAILMAIL
27) Lighter than air: LTA
28) ____ beyond: FROM
30) Fitting name for 70's schlockmeister, Jerry _____: GROSS
32) Doesn't live here anymore: EXPAT
33) Pacino: "Great ___!": ASS
34) Paul W. was this music-producing creep in a musical tale: SWAN
35) 18 across was in this popular drive-iner with a beautiful rainbeaux: LASERBLAST
38) Remade when Dennis was with Meg: DOA
39) Rider or $: EASY
41) ____ of faith: LEAP
42) These dudes wore goatees a half-century ago: HIPSTERS
44) Adorable woofer with an eye ring: PETEY
45) Old P.I.s would throw their hat at this: COATSTAND

DOWN:
1) Made 8 Down: WOODYALLEN
2) Curly consonant: ESS
3) Woofers that live in Ireland: SETTERS
4) Drug addled John B. book & film: WIRED
5) Papers in school: LINED
7) 18across's name in . . . 18 across: EUGENE
8) ____ ___ _____ ___ run: TAKETHEMONEYAND
10) Worked with Crowe twice -- & lived to tell of it: DENZEL
12) We ___ marshall: ARE
14) Male fish sperm (really): ROE
16) White, soft goat product: FETA
19) Miller, for short: DEN
20) He was ugly as he ran through a western cemetery: ELI (Wallach)
24) I am at _ ____: ALOSS
25) The beginning of pythons: "IT'S..."
26) 12" film: LASERDISC
28) ______ pussycat!: FASTER
29) Godawful Robert A. film: R.T.W. (Ready to Wear)
30) Hung out with a boy (who was a jerkoff) on paper: GALLANT
31) Repub. of S. Africa: RSA
32) Jenkins & Fitzgerald: ELLAS
36) 42 Across would have listened to this: BOP
37) Filmic bomb: FLOP
40) Dario A's greatest production!: ASIA
43) You can ride them in Chicago: ELS


Tuesday, December 29, 2009

THE STRANGER (1987)



by Kris Gilpin

No, this ain’t the classic Albert Camus story of alienation, but -- judging by the video box art -- a suspenser posing as a horror flick. Made a year or two ago by Columbia, it received sparse (if any) theatrical distribution. Bonnie Bedelia stars as an amnesia victim under the care of shrink Peter Riegert. She can remember some creeps blowing a family away in a house in which she was hiding; she also recalls them chasing her and shooting at her before she got in her car and crashed it. Slowly she remembers a lover and something about a small aircraft company, as she makes occasional eyes with Riegert. The doc, meanwhile, is a gambler who owes $62,000 to a Las Vegas casino (they establish the city with a cheap $5 Spectra Star lens effect). At one point, the head Bad Guy approaches Riegert and offers to cover his debt if he helps them get to Bonnie (huh?!), but since they don’t follow up on their threat, nothing comes of it. There are several other moments of stupidity here which, I imagine, is what kept it out of most theaters, such as when the investigating cop (played by Barry Primus) wants to put Bonnie’s face in the papers under the headline “Does anyone know this woman?” (Gee, maybe the killers will tell them!). One baddie, played by David Spielberg, kills the super-shrink flown into town to handle the woman’s case, then proceeds to impersonate him -- extremely easily, I might add. But the biggest crock is when (note: there’s a spoiler coming, so skip this line if you don’t want a surprise in the film ruined for you) the co-cop is revealed to be "one of them." Oh, really? When did this happen, before he entered the force, or did he infiltrate his way in? Bedelia flashes a breast in her black-&-white remembrance/flashback scenes, which was a bit of a thrill for me as I’ve always thought she was a super-cutie. Riegert eventually sends her to the home of a nurse/friend to be treated as an outpatient, and when Spielberg breaks in one night and you think something’s finally going to happen -- nothing happens. Granted, the twist of the slaughtered family that no one can trace is an interesting and original (well, to me anyway) red herring, but it’s not enough to justify a rental of THE STRANGER. With no real suspense, this one’s only a mild mystery.

[Originally published in Temple of Schlock #13, November 1988]

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Kris' Movie Crossword #10



by Kris Gilpin


ANSWERS TO PUZZLE #9

ACROSS:
1) The little con artist's name in a B&W 70's film: ADDIE
3) _ ____ who killed me: IKNOW
6) ___ don't leave: MEN
8) A N.W. China river: ILI
10) Colin & Anthony: QUINNS
11) The evil deity: LOK
13) Brian C. was a child molester: L.I.E.
14) Prices: COSTS
15) _______ with the mostest: HOSTESS
17) A stimulus: CUE
18) Gritty, eclectic N.Y. filmmaker: ABELFERRARA
21) In other words: IOW
22) ___ and away: FAR
23) (While Georgie's guitar ______ weeps): GENTLY
24) What she usually pleads in bed: NOTYET
25) Much ___ ...: ADO
26) Brainy report: EEG
27) Silky smooth: SATIN-LIKE
28) Winston or Lee: STAN
29) Notoriously wasted in 18 across film: HARVEYKEITEL

DOWN:
1) Allegorical, B&W 90's film about vampires in N.Y.: ADDICTION
2) Young headcase blinds 6 horses in this: EQUUS
4) Popular, violent film about a N.Y. ex-con drug dealer: KINGOFNEWYORK
5) Co-starred in 7 down: WILLEMDAFOE
6) Oldfield & Nesmith: MIKES
7) Love/hate-it film by 18 across with a totally unique, contemplative last half hour: NEWROSEHOTEL
9) Kent's girlfriend: LOIS
12) Stunning beauty who caused all the trouble in 7 down: ASIAARGENTO
16) Great indie queen who starred in 1 down: LILITAYLOR
17) In the 30's he helped bring up baby: CARYGRANT
19) Bend sharply: FOLD
20) What they do to a film before release: RATE


Tuesday, March 24, 2009

FEMALE PRISONER: CAGED! (1983)


Reviewed by Kris Gilpin

Nikkatsu is Japan's oldest film studio, and after the sexy Pink period in Asian films, Nikkatsu introduced what they called Roman Porno, short for Romantic (tho this film certainly isn't that), and perhaps their most extreme RP flick is the typically goofily entitled FEMALE PRISONER: CAGED!

At a tightly paced 68 minutes (well directed for the genre by Masaru Konuma), the Japanese gave us a run for our money when it came to making the sleazy, beloved women-in-prison genre flicks -- in fact, this one tops ours (it even includes urine & semen (!), along with the bloody beatings, of course).

After one woman masturbates for 5 minutes (this actually comes up later on as a plot point), the story involves Masayo (the beauty Mina Asami, who even has a beauty mark), who arrives back at the femme prison after a thwarted escape attempt. The evil woman warden just cannot break her spirit (leading to an unusual ending scene). There is a tough-girl gang--you can tell they're tuff grrls because they walk like John Wayne. And like all WIP movies, it's not really about a "through storyline" (but of course, who cares in these films?).

The Asian sleaze & cheese runs rampant here: tons of nudity from the sexually frustrated inmates, one extended-thrusting fornication scene offers some pixilated crotches, an extended torture sequence turns into an orgy (!), one child-like inmate confesses to the prison priest how she was molested by her father as a little girl & the turned-on said priest later has it off with the also-beautiful, evil prison guard. There is the mandatory rape scene, naked whippings, a group of prisoners get so turned on by the construction workers laboring nearby, they all shake the non-electrified wire fence (resembling zombies in Romero's DAY OF THE DEAD) before hopping over it (boy, that was easy!) and getting it on with them, etc.

In the past few years these hotter-than-Pink, S&M-tinged Roman Porno epics have had a revival of sorts, especially with women, who reportedly appreciate (despite the rape scenes) the stories and the strong female characters.

And if you like the genre, FEMALE PRISONER: CAGED! is a great WIP B-flick! (And the DVD has some cool trailers on it, too, such as NAKED RASHOMON, based on Kurosawa's final script--oh, I kid, I kid!)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Answers to Kris' Movie Crossword Puzzle #13



by Kris Gilpin


ANSWERS

ACROSS:
1) ____ Dick: MOBY
3) Directed 18 down: JOHN LANDIS
9) Freddy 7: ___ Park-Lincoln: LAR
10) Gosling & O'Neal: RYANS
12) Mr. Wenders: WIM
13) "It was 20 years ___ today...": AGO
14) Lout: OAF
15) Directed 12 down: NICOLAS ROEG
20) __ _ Glass Cage: IN A
21) The babe in the shower in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON: JENNY AGUTTER
25) Limited, big-nosed actor who got to snog Halle B. on TV: BRODY
26) "You can do it if you want to--__ _ can": OR I
27) 70's porn babe, German Brigette _____: MAIER
28) Trans-World Airlines: TWA
30) __ ___ with Love: TO SIR
32) It helped to wipe out silent film: MIC
33) A LOVE ___ FOR BOBBY LONG: SONG
35) Where rabbit ears are in reference to the TV: ATOP
37) WE ___ THE NIGHT: OWN
38) 50's flick about a living TV set: TWONKY
39) Roseanne gets revenge in this: SHE-DEVIL

DOWN:
1) THE _____ HAS TWO FACES: MIRROR
2) $ in Japan: YEN
4) The "real" star of APOCALYPSE NOW and FULL METAL JACKET: 'NAM
5) First John fought there, later Dennis & Billy: ALAMO
6) Bitch: NAG
7) '71: one of Alex's hangers-on: DROOG
8) Crap 80's flick by Larry Cohen: STUFF
11) Answered the phones in GHOSTBUSTERS: ANNIE POTTS
12) Early Outback drama with the young 21 across: WALKABOUT
16) I saw it in Miami as THE FOLKS AT RED WOLF ___: INN
17) Don't say his name 3 times!: CANDYMAN
18) Unwatchably stupid film by 3 across: STUPIDS
19) Ran with Adam: EVE
22) Star of 18 down: TOM ARNOLD
23) Claimed he was a very good driver: RAINMAN
24) Directed THE GORE-GORE GIRLS: HERSCHELL
25) A cookie in London: BISCUIT
29) A _____ UNDER THE INFLUENCE: WOMAN
31) "$100, ___": O.B.O.
34) Cute actress ____ Hoffmann: GABY
36) Philip Seymour Hoffman, for short: PSH

Monday, May 17, 2021

The first issue of Wet Paint in 25 years is now available!

Hey everyone! All this week I'm going to be posting about some of the recent projects that have been keeping me busy lately, beginning with the exciting news that Jeff Smith's great fanzine Wet Paint has returned from a 25 year hiatus. That's the new issue on the left in the above photo -- 52 pages with full-color covers by Jeff and Steve Bissette, along with the following cool contents...

Sister Tempest: A Study in Strange by JE Smith

Cine-Soupcon - Weirdfilm Reviews by Stephen R. Bissette

Interview with Screenwriter Gary Crutcher by Chris Poggiali

Exterminating Angel: The First Post-Modern Horror Film? by Greg Goodsell

EXIT - Indie Film Review by JES

Interview with Mel Welles by Dennis Fischer

Split/Vision: Death Game vs. Knock Knock by Tim Ferrante and Scott Voisin

Sam Sherman Book Excerpt presented by Tim Ferrante

Three Times Comes The Grim Reaper by Robert Freese

MovieMania: Random Reviews

Paul Milligan Mini-Portfolio

Secrets of the 4:30 Movie by Tim Ferrante

Vintage Interview with M. Emmett Walsh by Kris Gilpin

The Strange Fate of Luigi Collo by Robert Freese

Oh! What a Night: Meeting Dario Argento & Daria Nicolodi by Tim Ferrante

Previously unpublished artwork by Allen K!

PLUS, the first 99 copies will come with a value-added bonus, a full-color signed print by Jeff, celebrating a classic monster movie.

Order it HERE!

Oh, and that issue on the right in the above photo? That's the last Wet Paint I wrote for, published 30 years ago (May/June/July 1991)!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Kris' Movie Crossword #11



by Kris Gilpin


ANSWERS TO PUZZLE #10

ACROSS:
1) Canadian film: The _______ _____ in the World: SADDESTMUSIC
9) Starred Gena Rowlands & Denis Leary in '95: NEONBIBLE
11) Stone film about a guy who showed his weenis on stage: DOORS
13) What said weenis can do: PEE
14) "Everything" in England: (THE) LOT
15) What's always stained when you're hit by a car: UNDERWEAR
17) The 13th _____.: FLOOR
18) Majors or Marvin: LEE
19) Nic Cage eats 2 huge cockroaches onscreen!: VAMPIRESKISS
22) Brian Cox's beloved old dog is killed by scumbags: RED
23) aka United Press International: UPI
24) The Ox played this amazingly in the Who: BASS
26) Counterfeit bills, etc.: FAKES
27) Big turd: ___ and 1/2: COP
28) Ringo named his boy this: ZAK
30) The only motion picture to feature Sir John Gielgud -- & a close-up blow job!: CALIGULA
33) "Star" of Das Boot & Hunt for Red October: SUB
35) Alternative "alternate.": ALT
37) People used to flick it in commercials: BIC
38) Johnson: TOR
39) He was the Dust Devil: ROBERTBURKE
41) Burt comedy about death: (THE) END
42) Gorgeous Julie Dreyfus played her in Kill Bill: SOPHIE
43) Uber-nerd: "Dood, I just ______ in a Boba Fett Milk Bone for a rare sheet of Tarkin toilet paper!!": TRADED

DOWN:
1) The ______ Dwarf: SINFUL
2) Big turd: ____ ____ Fred: DROPDEAD
3) A tiny bit of a dying fire: EMBER
4) An Angel at My _____: TABLE
5) Alternative to a savings account?: USE IRAS
6) Some women have this inside them: IUD
7) Where the awesome Dust Devil was shot: AUSTRALIA
8) The name of the Forbin Project: COLOSSUS
10) Born (re: a female): NEE
12) Nickname for Aussie hopper: 'ROO
16) Campbell: NEVE
17) aka picture: FLICK
20) _____ Suite: PLAZA
21) More hazardous: RISKIER
22) Brooks & Attenborough: RICHARDS
25) Mineo: SAL
26) aka flying rubber: FLUBBER
29) Simon & Garfunkel, for instance: DUO
31) This cutie cut off someone's head in Kill Bill: LIU
32) Biting to the taste & smell: ACRID
33) Patrick & Ralph played him: (JOHN) STEED
34) aka Uma in Kill Bill: BRIDE
36) Big turd: Boat ____: TRIP
40) Plumb or Arden: EVE


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Roy Dotrice interview



Interview by Kris Gilpin

Working throughout London and on Broadway over the past three decades, British-born Roy Dotrice has graced the stage and screen with some of the greatest names in the business, including Sir Ralph Richardson, Peter O’Toole, Michael Redgrave and Albert Finney. He has been directed onstage by Lord Laurence Olivier and Sir John Gielgud. As a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company in the late 1950s, Dotrice appeared in more than 40 productions in eight years. Currently he may be seen on our airwaves as Father to the love struck Vincent on the popular TV show BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.

“I would hope that Father is a character of some integrity,” says the soft-spoken Dotrice. “He has to make decisions on behalf of the underground commune and make sure fair play is done down there. I suppose we have basically formed what could be termed a perfect commune, communism in its purest form, without all the corruptions that crept into it in some of the eastern countries. All decisions are made by committee and Father has to represent a sense of justice. It’s not easy, because he has a very wayward child in dear Vincent [Ron Perlman, the Beast], who is forever getting into scrapes above ground. And much as Father has grown to like and admire Catherine [Linda Hamilton, Beauty], he’s terrified of their relationship because it means Vincent is going above ground more and more, and if he gets caught he’ll either finish up behind bars or in a freak show of some kind. And there’s a danger the whole of the community down there would be placed in jeopardy because of this.”


Dotrice is asked to appear at many science fiction-fantasy conventions as a guest, and he says, “It’s amazing how many female fans can’t wait for Vincent and Catherine to hop into bed together. But if they do, it’s kind of the end of the series, really.”

“At the beginning of this season we exploited the character of Father much more. There were about five episodes in which Father had a much larger part.” One of the reasons for this is because one of the scripts, entitled “Ashes, Ashes,” was written by the actor himself. “I obviously wrote in a very good part for myself. I’d have been rather stupid if I hadn’t, and I was concerned with the impetus and flow of the show.” Some fans had written to the show, early this season, noting it had become a bit claustrophobic, with most of the action confined to the atmospheric underground caves. This was due to last year’s teamsters strike.

“We were not able to go out on location so we had to remain in our little tunnels down in Vernon, or as we affectionately – or perhaps disaffectionately – call it, ‘Vermin,’” he grins. “Some fans are writing, saying there’s too little of Father now, but it varies. Some weeks you get a big part, some weeks you get a small one. But you can’t complain so long as the character is interesting and there’s a kind of progression of character, so that each week one peels back another layer of that onion and shows another facet of the character. That’s all one can ask for.”


As Father, Dotrice himself hopes to go above ground more. For this reason he wrote another episode called “Suffer Little Children,” which was his way of “trying to convince the producers I might break from these bonds and go up top more. The fact I’m walking around in what a lot of people might term unusual clothes, on the streets of New York, would go totally unnoticed, I’m sure!”

The friendly and erudite actor is thrilled to be working with Ron Perlman who, as it turns out, is an old friend of his. “At the risk of sounding sycophantic, it’s quite wonderful, actually. He’s a perfectionist, constantly on the phone to the producers. God bless him, to uphold the standard we’re trying to achieve on the series. He’s the most generous actor I’ve ever worked with.” Dotrice and Perlman once shared the stage in Dallas in a play titled, ironically, DOWN AN ALLEY FILLED WITH CATS. “And now here we are again in a tunnel with at least one cat.”

Without their wives at the time, and not entirely happy with the play or its director, the two actors consoled each other in various local bars at night and became good friends. Soon after, Dotrice left London for Los Angeles and checked into a hotel to live. One morning he descended a flight of stairs to run into Perlman, who had been living in the same hotel for some time. “One day he phoned me up very excitedly,” Dotrice continues, “and said ‘It’s absolutely marvelous. I’ve landed the lead in this pilot called BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.’ So I said, ‘Well, I’ve got some bad news for you: I’m playing your father!’ Ron is the most gentle man, and he can put his finger immediately on what’s wrong with a scene because he knows where his character is. He expresses himself awfully well and it’s a great pleasure working with him.”

In the first week of March, the same week BEAUTY switched to Monday nights on CBS, Dotrice guested on an episode of THE EQUALIZER, a show which stars his real life son-in-law, Edward Woodward. “It was only a four day shoot. I’d finished BEAUTY at 4 o’clock on a Monday afternoon, took the red eye flight out to New York, went straight out to the studio and started filming at 7 o’clock the following morning. It was great fun working with Edward. In the middle of the first take on the first day he stopped, and I thought, ‘Oh, my God, he’s forgotten his words,’ but he hadn’t at all. He suddenly said – because he has a computerized mind – ‘Do you realize it is precisely 30 years to the day since we’ve last worked together?!’” That was in the Arts Theatre in Moscow.

[Above: Edward Woodward]

Dotrice has two actress daughters: Karen, who played the little girl in MARY POPPINS and is now married to actor Alex Hyde-White, and Michelle (Mrs. Woodward), who starred with Michael Crawford in a successful British comedy show called SOME MOTHERS HAVE ‘EM. “It was the only show ever to get higher ratings than the Queen’s speech on Christmas Day, though it wasn’t as funny,” Dotrice chuckles.


Roy Dotrice was born in 1923 on the tiny island of Guernsey in the Channel Islands. His childhood was pleasurable; he had many friends and developed a lifelong love for fishing at an early age. “I adore fishing and have fished in every part of the world: South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, Scotland, Canada – everywhere. What I adore about this country, and particularly California, is that it’s got everything. When I think of some of the dismal things one has to do in England in one’s spare time…”

He was very shy as a kid, hiding under his desk when the teacher called upon students to read Shakespeare in class. With never a thought of acting in those days, he truly came in contact with the profession the hard way over the next few years. He was 14 when the Germans invaded his island and, on the third night of their occupation, Dotrice and four other schoolboys pushed a small fishing boat out from underneath some German guards’ noses. Adrift at sea for three days, they finally arrived near Plymouth in England. A while later, he lied about his age and joined the Royal Air Force. “I told them I was 18,” he says. “Whether they believed me or not I don’t know but they were desperately short of men at that time.” He flew with the RAF for two years, was shot down and wound up floating around in a rubber dinghy -- again for three days. Thinking he was in Holland when he reached land because of the picturesque windmills and colorful fields, he knocked on the door of a quaint farmhouse and found himself face to face with a Nazi submarine commander. He spent the next three years as a young POW in prisoner of war camps in Germany, Poland and Lithuania. It was in those camps where he learned to play baseball and put on plays with his American counterparts in the stalags. Since he hadn’t yet begun to shave, he got roped into playing the female parts, his first being the Fairy Godmother in CINDERELLA. He was the only one in the “prison stock company” who hadn’t been an actor in civilian life. “I played Portia in THE MERCHANT OF VENICE and lots of female parts, then eventually, thank God, graduated to male parts, and that whetted my appetite.”


After the war, through the Red Cross, Dotrice applied for a scholarship at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts – while touring “in a revue with a company of ex-POWs in a sort of potpourri of all the best items from the POW camps” entitled BACK HOME. These RADA scholarships had been provided by producer-director Sir Alexander Korda for ex-servicemen and women. With some time off in Manchester, Dotrice went to see the Manchester Repertory Company’s production of THE BARRETTS OF WIMPOLE STREET. “The chap playing Browning -- and I owe him a vast debt -- was so diabolical, I thought, my God, if that’s a professional actor I can be as good as that without even going to RADA. And so I didn’t,” he recalls. The young actor turned down the three year scholarship which was offered to him.


From that moment on he became a professional actor, spending the following dozen years in repertory with Frank H. Fontesque’s Famous Players. “My contract was that I had to play the leading role -- a different part -- every week, it didn’t matter what it was,” says Dotrice. “I had to play them all, for the vast sum of something like seven or eight pounds a week in those days, playing all these terrible places all over England. But at least I gained valuable experience and a facility for playing character roles.” This served him well when he next went into the Royal Shakespeare Company, playing a “variety of parts, from Caliban to Julius Caesar and back again.”

During the RSC’s 1959 run of CORIOLANUS the actor formed a championship all-star baseball team which included Paul Robeson on first base, Sam Wanamaker on second, Laurence Olivier on third, Peter O’Toole on shortstop, Albert Finney as catcher and as the home plate umpire none other than Charles Laughton. “And when Captain Bligh said, ‘Strike three, you’re out!’ you didn’t argue, you went. We had a great time.”


They played the officers at the American Air Force bases in the area, who would “deck the whole place up, like a real ball park, with beer and hot dog stands. They’d all appear in real baseball gear. We didn’t have any of that. We used to come out onto the field in black tights and HAMLET blouses, wearing pumps, and I remember all the ladies saying, ‘Oh my God, never mind the baseball, just look at those legs!’” Out of 11 games, the actors won 10 and one was a draw.

Of all those hundreds of plays, Dotrice has yet to perform his favorite Shakespeare role. “I was on stage with Charles Laughton, playing a very small part in his LEAR. He inspired me so much I decided that’s a part I must play. I’ve got to get that out of my system eventually. Laughton was extremely difficult, but wonderful, to work with. After months of research on LEAR, he was convinced Lear was a sun worshipper and, therefore, probably a Druid. Now, about 20 miles from Stratford-on-Avon there’s a Druid circle, rather like Stonehenge. That summer, whenever it rained, he’d be wandering around the grounds with this great gut of his hanging over a little pair of underpants – and nothing else – with this huge, long, white beard it had taken him two years to grow.”

What Laughton hadn’t realized was that the area was a tourist attraction, “and suddenly you’d get a busload of day trippers arriving who must’ve been astounded to see Charles Laughton lying there in his underpants in the piddling rain on a sacrificial stone in the midst of this Druid circle, doing ‘Blow winds and crack your cheeks!’ But he was a wonderful man to know. I think I know what LEAR is about now, thanks to him.”

Dotrice cites the late, flamboyant Welsh actor Hugh Griffith as the one from whom he learned most about the craft. "He was a great actor, totally mad, wildly eccentric, with a marvelously lyrical voice. On stage I played Justice Shallow to his Falstaff and we had a wonderful professional battle every night to top each other and kill each other stone dead. Yet we adored each other and Hugh taught me so much about acting. No one knew how to steal scenes like Hugh Griffith. If I live to be a hundred I will never see a better Falstaff."

[Above: Hugh Griffith]

Dotrice actually holds the Guinness Book world record for the most peformances in a one man show, a staggering 1,700 performances spread out over an eight year period, in BRIEF LIVES. He says he wasn't a very disciplined actor until he started that show. "I was doing eight performances a week and on Sunday I'd stay in bed all day, just to recuperate." He portrayed John Aubrey, an Elizabethan chronicler, "the original gossip columnist, I suppose. The recording of his death said, 'A stranger died here, 1697.' Those were the two words I wanted to wipe away. That supplied the energy night after night, the idea that one was putting a man on the map who, for my money, ranks with John Evelyn as one of the greatest of the English diarists."


Eventually the actor worked his way onto the silver screen, with appearances in NICHOLAS AND ALEXANDRA, THE HEROES OF TELEMARK, AMADEUS and TOMORROW. He even did a comedy remake of the Corsican Brothers with Cheech and Chong, which he talks about after a good, long laugh. "I absolutely loved it because it was wild and crazy. The limo would pick me up from my hotel in Paris and I'd go down on location and around 10 o'clock Cheech and Chong would arrive looking rather bleary and I'd say, 'For Christ's sake, what the hell are we filming today?' And they'd say, 'Well, I dunno, man. What do we got on the call sheet, man? Hey man! We got 700 extras, man! And we got a guillotine! Okay! We're gonna do an execution scene!' We never had a script. We had to ad lib the whole thing. It was wonderful. It taught me so much and made me so inventive -- at least I hope it did. The whole day was one perpetual giggle. They never overworked after the sun went down." The film also starred Dotrice's wife, Kay Newman, as the midwife. "We had the most super time. We still see Cheech occasionally and we're very close to Tommy [Chong]. The greatest sadness for me is that they've split up, because they were a totally original team."


Aside from some day tackling KING LEAR onstage, Roy Dotrice (who won an Emmy for a TV production of Pinter's THE CARETAKER) would "like to do more movies, because I've done very few movies. I concentrated on stage for so long. I wasn't available for film. It's strange, but in the eight years I did BRIEF LIVES -- 1,700 times -- I played to just over 3,000,000 people. Now in one night of television BEAUTY AND THE BEAST will play to about 12 or 14 million people. I've never been happier in my life. I adore this country, this town and my way of life because I think what I'm doing is very rare in television. The show's something of a success but it's also artistically worthwhile -- and this is important for me. We're dealing with moral values and ethics, not rubbish. I think for many years we've underestimated the intelligence of the average American audience. One one show we had poetry, Shakespeare and classical music, and they're lapping it up. Thank God I'm lucky enough to be in a show which is giving them that."


[Originally published in Drama-Logue, March 16-22, 1989]

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Guest Review: Italian All Night Splatterfest (Phoenixville, 8/30/2014)

Former 'zine editor Tim Mayer is back with another festival review, this time from the Colonial Theatre in Phoenixville, PA, famous for its appearance in THE BLOB (1958). These days Tim runs the blog Safe House -- but if you're too young to remember the five issues of Fear of Darkness that he cranked out in two years (1982-1983) with the help of such contributors as Bill Landis, Jim Morton, Rick Sullivan, Richard Green, Kris Gilpin and Dave Szurek, then you need to read Chris P's interview with Tim in the book Xerox Ferox, pronto! While you wait for your copy to arrive from Headpress, check this out...


Colonial Theatre's
Italian All Night Splatterfest 3
August 30, 2014
Colonial Theatre
Phoenixville, PA

by Tim Mayer

Another year has passed and another Italian Splatterfest at the Colonial Theatre in Phoenixville has come and gone. This was the third one. I attended last year’s but didn’t make the one previous so I can’t compare it. Once again I made it all the way to the end. This time my buddy Bill who attended with me made it to the end as well, but our mutual friend Troy couldn’t be there. But there is next year...

The crowd was much the same as last year. A smattering of local metal heads, punkers, film students and over the hill cinemaniacs (such as myself). Some people did the smart thing and had lounges in the back row so they could relax. Some even brought blankets and pillows. Thank Gawd the theater served coffee in the lobby because I needed a boost between movie four and five.

The Colonial has been doing an outstanding job bringing these odd little feature films to the area. If you’d told me in my Exploited Film Society/Fear of Darkness days that I would someday be able to see quality prints of these obscure films in an art house I’d assumed you’d taken leave of your senses. But a dedicated group of fans have sought out the prints and secured the rights to show them in a real theater. Well almost all the rights: more on that later.


As usual, the show opened with a warm-up from the committee who puts on the First Friday horror and cult movie shows. They mentioned the titles of the films we were about to see and credited the theater for allowing them to be shown. Then they handed out prizes based on the ticket number given on entering the theater. Won a DVD of RATS myself, but gave it to the metal couple sitting next to me. I’ve got enough DVD’s and don’t need any more.

From the announcements it became clear one of the movies they were going to show had a rights issue. Thus, in keeping with their request, I’m not going to mention the name of it. I will say that I’d never heard of the film before, which is always a plus.


After some trailers of other Italian horror movies, the show began. The first movie was THE BEYOND (a.k.a. THE SEVEN DOORS OF DEATH. A cheer went through the crowd as Fulci’s name appeared under the director’s credits. This was your standard blood and guts Italian gore fest with little in the way of plot. Filmed in 1980 in the southern USA by an Italian cast and crew, it was one of the best films to be shown. The print was in very good shape, so I’m assuming they got hold of one of the Grindhouse releasing versions. It was complete, unlike the one I saw in St. Louis over 30 years ago. The plot is about a woman who buys a cursed hotel outside New Orleans. It may possess the entrance to hell. With plenty of gore effects, including a man getting his face eaten by tarantulas, this proved to be a big hit.


After some popcorn and soda, the next film began: CREEPERS (PHENOMENON). The print was in good shape and I’d been eager to see this one on a big screen after seeing it for the first time on video years ago. This was director Dario Argento’s attempt to have the same success he’d had years earlier with SUSPIRIA. A film star’s young daughter finds herself in an exclusive Swiss boarding school where a sinister killer is offing local girls. Is the killer someone she knows? Will the local police detective solve the case? I wish I could say it was worth the wait for the big screen version, but the film just doesn’t hold up that well. It was nice to see a young Jennifer Connelly on the big screen, but the movie’s plot ran in all sorts of directions. And most of the big name 80’s rock bands whose music were featured in the film had only a token amount of songs.


And of course you need a real humdinger like DOCTOR BUTCHER MD to make the festival. Originally filmed as ZOMBIE HOLOCAUST, the movie was released in the U.S. as DOCTOR BUTCHER in 1982 when given a new opening and different score. At the time, some New York City fans got into the act by staging a whole Dr. Butcher road show complete with fake patients and nurses. The film itself is about a SE Asian island where zombies are roaming and cannibals are on the rampage. Naturally it begins in NYC, but shifts to the exotic locales once the plot starts moving. This was by far the worst looking print of the evening as it had faded into a red hue. However, the audience didn’t seem to mind.


Next was the movie we’re not supposed to mention due to the rights issue. I will say that [deleted] was faded red, defiantly shot in Italy, and concerned a murder mystery as opposed to a gore express. I didn’t recognize any of the actors in it, another reason why it never had a big release in the U.S. [deleted] featured a masked killer who went around whacking people while dressed as a Roman Catholic cardinal. I wish I could say more, but we were specifically asked not to mention the title on social media. Shhh!

By now the hour was late and many attendees had left the theater. I managed to stagger to the lobby and buy a coffee which kept me going to the final movie: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST (U.S. title: MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY). One of the many “Terror in the Jungle” movies which were lensed by Italian studios in the late 70s, CANNIBAL FEROX is the standard most film fans use for extreme splatter porn. I’d never had the opportunity to watch it, cannibals on the rampage isn’t a theme which attracts my interest. The plot concerned a group of Americans who travel to the jungles of South America to prove that cannibalism doesn’t exist. I am not making that up. Along the way they find out otherwise, but not before dealing with drug dealers on the run and vengeful indigenous people. Surprisingly, it was the best movie of the bunch, with a good group of actors, tight direction and a decent story line. What I didn’t care for, and what is the biggest criticism of the movie, was the casual slaughter of animals during the film. Several times we get to see the local tribes hack up live turtles and gut alligators for dinner. I could have done without either of those scenes. The “hook” ending is just as bad as I’d heard.


About 3:30 AM we all managed to stagger out of the Colonial Theatre and make our way home. I was surprised at how many people made it all the way to the end. As for me, this will be a warm-up to the 24 hour horror festival this October in Philadelphia.